{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}