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Barbarella is a musical based on the 1968 film Barbarella, which in turn was based on a French science fiction comic book created by Jean-Claude Forest. The story is about Barbarella, a young woman who has numerous adventures, often involving sex, while journeying around the galaxy.
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre is the eighteenth studio album by American band The Brian Jonestown Massacre. It was released in March 2019 under A Recordings.
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