{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How are false teeth like stars?","punchline":"They come out at night!","id":112}
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{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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