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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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